I'm serious! I just don't get it! What could possibly be inside that store that makes you stand out in the cold (or summer-like temperatures if you live in Texas) just to be trampled as soon as the doors open at 5 AM?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you this season's biggest time-waste!
I don't want to make too much light of the lady in the white coat because she obviously needed medical attention. But I wonder how hurt she would have been if she hadn't stopped to put her wig back on before getting up.
QOTW: When do you typically do most of your Christmas shopping?
Total votes: 16
Throughout December: 14 votes, 87%
Throughout the year: 1 vote, 6%
Christmas Day Eve: 1 vote, 6%
Black Friday: 0 votes
I dunno, ask my wife: 0 votes
4 comments:
INSANE!!!
The one and only time I have ever shopped the day after Thanksgiving was about 4 years ago. I got a really good deal on some tall boots. I was a lazy shopper though, I didn't get there until about 11am! Brad was a good sport too:)
We never go shopping after Thanksgiving - yuck!
But my question is - does the ladies wig fall off and she puts it back on before she tries to get out of the way or am I dreaming?
That is wild. Something must have happened to the wigwo-man after the video clip ended? She looked pretty comfortable and confident laying her body out in front of that oncoming tide of people. -Butch
Hey Shannon,
The only time I went "early" to shop was when I was trying to buy my XBox. It was the week after Christmas and for about 3 days in a row I stopped at a Wal-Mart on the way to work. The third morning was the charm - apparently they got re-stocked the night before.
No standing in lines. No getting trampled . . . and my wig never fell off!
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Hey Tara,
Nope, you're not dreaming. She may be getting trampled to within an inch of her life but by golly that wig is staying on!
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Hey Butch,
Priorities, man! You can throw a woman to the ground in a mad dash to crazy Christmas prices . . . but don't you mess with her wig!
I wonder if the wig took its own ambulance to the hospital!
Thanks all for stopping by,
W
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