The Dallas Cowboy's regular season is finally here!
When Kelly and I invited a couple over to watch a Cowboy game in a few weeks I felt the need to apologize in advance for systematically ignoring them while yelling and screaming at the TV - it's the least I can do (the yelling and screaming, that is)!
So here are my predictions:
Regular season record: 12-4
NFC Championship: Dallas Cowboys defeat Seattle Seahawks
Super Bowl: Dallas Cowboys defeat San Diego Chargers - Sorry, Susan!
Tony Romo: After throwing for over 450 yards and 4 touchdowns against Cincinnati, Tony Romo is forced to hold a press conference announcing his decision to decline surprise Vice President nominations from both Barack Obama and John McCain. Romo asks, "Didn't they already pick their Vice Presidents?"
Terrell Owens: Keeps getting stomach aches from eating too much popcorn but is able to sleep it off in his hyperbaric chamber.
Jessica Simpson (Tony Romo's girlfriend): Mysteriously disappears moments before the opening kick-off against the Browns but later turns up dazed and confused on the steps of the Dallas Cowboys training facility a week after they win the Super Bowl.
Although several hard core Cowboy fans are questioned, no action is taken by the local police seeing how Simpson's absence more than likely lead to the Cowboys' success.
Go Cowboys!
2 comments:
Amen brother...
Go Cowboys Go
Ah, Cowboys season! Only 2 people at church got it when Randy greeted them with "Season's Greetings"! What's wrong with these Texans? My favorite part of this season is that Katelyn runs gets excited every time she sees a Tony Romo jersey (including her own pink one) and at bedtime she tells us, "Good night, sweet dreams, Go Tony Romo!" Have we brainwashed her well enough yet? LOL!
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