Initially I decided to keep this little nugget to myself. But who am I to deprive you of yet another episode of "Wade's Anatomy!"
I woke up this morning and immediately noticed that I had a lot of ear wax in my ears. Since I wear a hearing aid, I'm pretty particular about keeping my ears clean - a clean ear means a clean hearing aid!
(Some of you will know what I mean sooner or later!)
Anyway, I grabbed a Q-Tip and began cleaning my ears. Unfortunately, the problem presented itself when the Q came off the Tip and got lodged down in my ear. Way down in my ear! Way down in my one good ear!
No sweat! Just grab a pair of tweezers and pull it out, right? One little problem - no tweezers!
Apparently I didn't realize how noisy I was being by digging around in our bathroom looking for a pair of tweezers because I woke up Kelly and she wanted to know what the commotion was all about - it didn't help that I didn't hear her the first two times she asked!
When I told her what I had done all I could hear through the 100% cotton swab was a muffled, "Wade Strzinek!" - which gave me the impression that she wouldn't be getting out of bed to help!
So at 6:30 AM, I left the house to go to the grocery store to purchase 1 pair of tweezers - $5.49 plus tax.
As my luck would have it, I got stuck behind some lady in the check-out lane buying, no joke, 10 boxes of cereal. For some reason 10 weren't enough because she kept going back for more! A little hungry this morning?
After her 2nd trip back she turned and said something to me but having absolutely no clue what she said I could only assume she was apologizing profusely for delaying my reunion with sound . . . so I just gave her failed-smile and said in a voice loud enough for even me to hear, "No problem! Take your time!"
So once Ms. "I'm Starting A Fiber Only Diet!" had finally checked out it took me all of 30 seconds to pay for my tweezers and pull out the cotton swab as I walked out the door!
Oh sweet sound!
So the moral of this story is if you use a Q-Tip to clean your ears first make sure you have tweezers. Because if your Q-Tip gets lodged in your ear and you don't have tweezers then you'll have to go to the grocery store at the crack of dawn!
And that's a terrible way to start a Monday!
6 comments:
Oh man! I thought you had another ER trip story. Not that I want you to go to the ER...especially for that. I actually had a couple of patients come in because they couldn't retrieve the cotton end.
It doesn't stop me from using Q-tips though!
I just spent a little time catching up on your blog...and WADE, you crack me up! I love it that Kelly didn't even get up! I mean, not for you, but it is funny!
Only you!
WADE????
Janell
Well, at least you did not cut your ear and require stitches.;) You are having a bad run...
I should explain that when I cut myself with the electric can opener, I was cut by the top of the can that I had removed.
Get well.
if you are this fun in person - you should take the show on the road.
am besten - don't take pictures on the way :-)
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