QOTW: Keep On Truckin'

OK, so this is how you do it:

1. Before entering the truck stop restroom, take a deep breath of fresh air.

2. Enter restroom with only one eye open. This way you'll still have at least one good eye if the vapors cause instant ocular damage.

3. Use your foot to open stall door. Don't worry about locking it the door, you're not going to be that long.

4. Do your thing.

(Are you still holding your breath?)

5. If neccessary, distract yourself by reading the chicken-scratch on the walls. But beware, this isn't exactly the New York Times Best Sellers List you're reading here.

6. When you're done, use your foot to flush.

7. Wash your hands before you leave, for pete's sake!

(Now that you're outside the restroom you can exhale!)

8. Upon exiting said-truck stop, burn your shoes for they are now considered unholy!

9. Make a mental note to fly next time!
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"Which do you most dread about a road trip?"

Total votes: 24

Smelly road kill: 0% (0 votes)

The back seat: 4% (1 vote)

Motion sickness: 16% (4 votes)

The truck stop restroom: 45% (11 votes)

The tail-gater: 16% (4 votes)

"Are we there yet?": 16% (4 votes)